You know something, Joan? if you didn’t have a pussy, there’d be a bounty on your head.

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Do you see what happens, Larry? Do you see what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass?!

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Listen, and understand. That terminator is out there. It can’t be bargained with. It can’t be reasoned with. It doesn’t feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead.

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You wanna talk some jive? I’ll talk some jive. I’ll talk some jive like you never heard!

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I’m giving very serious thought to eating your wife.

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If she were a President, she’d be Babe-raham Lincoln.

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Don’t threaten me with a dead fish!

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Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear and when I do, it’s usually something unusual.

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I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

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Waiter, there is too much pepper on my paprikash.

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Get your ass to Mars.

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Spandex: it’s a privilege, not a right.

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When Gotham is ashes, you have my permission to die.

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Don’t threaten me Al! You’re out of shape, I’ll kick your arse.

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Back off man, I’m a Scientist!

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I am serious. And don’t call me Shirley.

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Just because the fucker’s got a library card doesn’t make him Yoda.

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At first I did not know it was your diary, I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.

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We can’t stop here. This is bat country.

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When I get sad, I stop being sad, and be awesome instead.

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What business is it of yours where I’m from, friend-o?

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