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  • 69 is the only dinner for two




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    Who: Childish Gambino From: Heartbeat When: 2011
    Added by: Camilo
    music

  • The smallest act of kindness is worth more than the grandest intention.




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    Who: Oscar Wilde From: His mouth When: 1875
    Added by: Mark Wilson
    history

  • Knock it off with the fancy words mate, say it how it is. It went tits up.




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    Who: Alan Partridge From: Im Alan Partridge When: 2001
    Added by: Dom
    tv

  • So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don’t push me, and I won’t push you. Dong le ma?




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    Who: Capt. Malcom 'Mal' Reynolds From: Serenity When: 2005

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    Added by: sephoraSparx
    tv

  • I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.




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    Who: John Cleese From: Monty Python & the Holy Grail When: 1975

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    Added by: Beau Young
    film

  • I’m old enough to take a big fat shit on your face.




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    Who: Jim Stansel From: Wet Hot American Summer: First Day of Camp When: 2015

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    Added by: Stephen Fairbanks
    tv

  • HEY! SMOKE UP JOHNNY!




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    Who: John Bender From: The Breakfast Club When: 1985

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    Added by: Lauren
    film

  • “People don’t want to buy a quarter-inch drill. They want a quarter-inch hole.”




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    Who: Harvard marketing professor Theodore Levitt From: The Clayton M. Christensen Reader. p. 46 When: 1985
    Added by: Chris
    science

  • You must be shapeless, formless, like water. When you pour water in a cup, it becomes the cup. When you pour water in a bottle, it becomes the bottle. When you pour water in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Water can drip and it can crash. Become like water my friend.




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    Who: Bruce Lee From: Longstreet Episode #1.1 "The Way of the Intercepting Fist" When: 1971

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    Added by: Simon Owen
    film

  • These lumps, I know you want to slump up on these lumps, but you can’t cuz you’re a chump. A chuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuump!




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    Who: LSP From: Adventure Time When: 2014

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    Added by: Lauren
    tv

  • The conventional definition of reality, and the idea of ‘normal life’, mean nothing.




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    Who: Sigmar Polke From: Interview When: 1970

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    Added by: Lauren
    design

  • Every man is a plastic artist who must determine things for himself.




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    Who: Joseph Beuys From: Magazine interview When: 1960

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    Added by: Lauren
    design

  • What is important now is to recover our senses.




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    Who: Susan Sontag From: Against Interpretation: And Other Essays When: 1966

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    Added by: Stephen Fairbanks
    literary

  • The world is full of objects, more or less interesting; I do not wish to add any more.




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    Who: Douglas Huebler From: Artist Statement When: 1970

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    Added by: Stephen Fairbanks
    design

  • There’s a huge difference between loneliness and solitude.




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    Who: Tom Hanks From: Desert Island Discs When: 2016

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    Added by: John O
    literary

  • Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.




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    Who: Terry Pratchett From: Discworld When: 1990
    Added by: Simon Harris
    literary

  • Here’s a purple one! I hate this one, I feel like it’s making fun of me.




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    Who: Gayle From: Bob's Burgers When: 2015

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    Added by: Lauren
    tv

  • Olive juice you too.




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    Who: Stewie From: Family Guy When: 2010

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    Added by: Lauren
    tv

  • Is it tasty? Is it scruuuuumptious?!




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    Who: Gollum From: The Hobbit When: 2012

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    Added by: Lauren
    film

  • Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends?




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    Who: Sigismund, Holy Roman Emperor From: The Family Magazine Volume IV When: 1435

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    Added by: Stephen Fairbanks
    history

  • Political language is designed to make lies sound truthful and murder respectable, and to give an appearance of solidity to pure wind.




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    Who: George Orwell From: Politics and the English Language When: 1946

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    Added by: Stephen Fairbanks
    politics

  • You should know,
    time’s tide will smother you,
    and I will too.




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    Who: The Smiths From: That Joke Isn't Funny Anymore When: 1985

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    Added by: Stephen Fairbanks
    music

  • Who wants to play video games?!




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    Who: BMO From: Adventure Time When: 2013

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    Added by: Lauren Rickards
    tv

  • Nobody beats Vitas Gerulaitis 17 times in a row.




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    Who: Vitas Gerulaitis From: Upon defeating Jimmy Connors after 16 consecutive losses to him. When: 1980

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    Added by: Stephen Fairbanks
    sports

  • I should be a postage stamp. That’s the only way I’ll ever get licked.




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    Who: Muhammad Ali From: Press Conference When: 1964

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    Added by: Stephen Fairbanks
    sports

  • Smokey this is not Nam, this is bowling, there are rules!




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    Who: Walter Sobchak From: The Big Lebowski When: 1998

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    Added by: Johst
    film

  • Well, he died doing what he loved: Getting shot.




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    Who: Sterling Archer From: Archer When: 2014

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    Added by: Stephen Fairbanks
    tv

  • When is modern science going to find a cure for a woman’s mouth?




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    Who: Dr. Leo Spaceman From: 30 Rock When: 2010

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    Added by: Stephen Fairbanks
    tv

  • I’m very proud of me, and you are too.




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    Who: Andy Dwyer From: Parks and Recreation When: 2012

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    Added by: Stephen Fairbanks
    tv

  • Never argue with an idiot because he will drag you down to his level and there, he will beat you very efficiently.




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    Who: Sehar From: paksitan When: 2013

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    Added by: Sehar
    literary

  • The night of the fight, you may feel a slight sting. That’s pride fucking with you. Fuck pride. Pride only hurts. It never helps. You fight through that shit.




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    Who: Marsellus Wallce From: Pulp Fiction When: 1994

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    Added by: Malcolm
    film

  • Do… or do not. There is no try.




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    Who: yoda From: star wars When: 1980

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    Added by: BJ Heinley
    film

  • Cunnilingus and psychiatry brought us to this.




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    Who: Tony Soprano From: The Sopranos When: 1999

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    Added by: Stephen Fairbanks
    tv

  • There is no reason not to do anything with your full strength.




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    Who: Marka From: from my mind When: 2013

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    Added by: Lkhagvadelger
    science

  • You can’t teach an old dog new tricks. Because it’s illegal. And you will go to jail.




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    Who: Michael Scott From: The Office When: 2004

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    Added by: Stephen Fairbanks
    tv

  • Freedom Of The Press Is Guaranteed Only To Those Who Own One.




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    Who: A.J. Liebling From: The New Yorker When: 1960

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    Added by: Maria Manuel Rola
    media

  • The present is the future memory.
    Accordingly, you should design it.




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    Who: Gerhard Uhlenbruck From: fi Design-Studio When: 1989

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    Added by: Mike Konjevic
    design

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