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Cunnilingus and psychiatry brought us to this.
- Tony Soprano
Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends?
- Sigismund, Holy Roman Emperor
Who wants to play video games?!
Well, he died doing what he loved: Getting shot.
- Sterling Archer
When is modern science going to find a cure for a woman's mouth?
- Dr. Leo Spaceman
You can't teach an old dog new tricks. Because it's illegal. And you will go to jail.
- Michael Scott
The conventional definition of reality, and the idea of 'normal life', mean nothing.
- Sigmar Polke
There’s a huge difference between loneliness and solitude.
- Tom Hanks
Is it tasty? Is it scruuuuumptious?!
Smokey this is not Nam, this is bowling, there are rules!
- Walter Sobchak
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