These are the most popular quotes on Qwota:
Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends?
- Sigismund, Holy Roman Emperor
Cunnilingus and psychiatry brought us to this.
- Tony Soprano
Who wants to play video games?!
Well, he died doing what he loved: Getting shot.
- Sterling Archer
When is modern science going to find a cure for a woman's mouth?
- Dr. Leo Spaceman
Never argue with an idiot because he will drag you down to his level and there, he will beat you very efficiently.
You can't teach an old dog new tricks. Because it's illegal. And you will go to jail.
- Michael Scott
The conventional definition of reality, and the idea of 'normal life', mean nothing.
- Sigmar Polke
There’s a huge difference between loneliness and solitude.
- Tom Hanks
Is it tasty? Is it scruuuuumptious?!
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