Qwota

Power is power.

My father held grudges, I’ll always hate him for that.

If I ever stop loving violence, I want you to shoot me.

It’s gonna be legen…wait for it…dary. Legendary.

Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

Where’s Wallace at?

A man sees God in his car… he crashes.

I’m sorry, I have an erection. I think it’s the sound of the skateboard.

A bee bit my bottom and now my bottom is big.

We’re just two adults getting a stew on, man.

Smithers, have the Rolling Stones killed.

Every American has the right to hang a pair of bear arms on their wall

I was a professional twice over; an Analyst and a Therapist… the world’s first Analrapist.

I want to crawl inside your head and eat my way out.

Mum smokes in the car. Jesus is OK with it but we can’t tell Dad.

I can’t believe I didn’t bring my Geiger counter. I had it on my bed, and I didn’t pack it.

I’m not really bothered about what you want your arms to feel like.

Ooh. Astonishing sod ape.