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I’m so humbled by a girl’s ability to let me do her, ‘cuz honestly I’d have sex with a pile of manure. 1
I’m so humbled by a girl’s ability to let me do her, ‘cuz honestly I’d have sex with a pile of manure.
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DAVY JONES. GIANT SQUID. 1
DAVY JONES. GIANT SQUID.
Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot. 1
Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.
I hate purity. Hate goodness. I don’t want virtue to exist anywhere. I want everyone corrupt. 1
I hate purity. Hate goodness. I don’t want virtue to exist anywhere. I want everyone corrupt.
I am stronger than Mensa, Miller and Mailer… I spat out Plath and Pinter. 1
I am stronger than Mensa, Miller and Mailer… I spat out Plath and Pinter.
Berlin is so ugly in the morning light. 0
Berlin is so ugly in the morning light.
Where’s Wallace at? 1
Where’s Wallace at?
A man sees God in his car… he crashes. 0
A man sees God in his car… he crashes.
You kissed me on the forehead, now this kiss has given me concussion. 1
You kissed me on the forehead, now this kiss has given me concussion.
I’m sorry, I have an erection. I think it’s the sound of the skateboard. 0
I’m sorry, I have an erection. I think it’s the sound of the skateboard.
Summertime, and the livin’s easy. 0
Summertime, and the livin’s easy.
You forget what you want to remember, and you remember what you want to forget. 0
You forget what you want to remember, and you remember what you want to forget.
I hate California girls. 0
I hate California girls.
What you’re talkin’ ’bout is pure. 1
What you’re talkin’ ’bout is pure.
These past six months I’ve been hiding behind a moustache. 1
These past six months I’ve been hiding behind a moustache.
Soup won’t be computerised in 20 years… it’s liquid. 0
Soup won’t be computerised in 20 years… it’s liquid.
This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a whimper. 1
This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a whimper.
We’ve got heads on sticks. You’ve got ventriloquists. 0
We’ve got heads on sticks. You’ve got ventriloquists.
Yeah, a landlord’s dream: a paralyzed tenant with no tongue. 1
Yeah, a landlord’s dream: a paralyzed tenant with no tongue.
A bee bit my bottom and now my bottom is big. 1
A bee bit my bottom and now my bottom is big.
Meet me in Montauk. 0
Meet me in Montauk.
You must become more than just a man in the mind of your opponent. 0
You must become more than just a man in the mind of your opponent.
We’re just two adults getting a stew on, man. 1
We’re just two adults getting a stew on, man.
Nobody has called me ‘Sir’ in my entire life. 1
Nobody has called me ‘Sir’ in my entire life.
Smithers, have the Rolling Stones killed. 0
Smithers, have the Rolling Stones killed.
Every American has the right to hang a pair of bear arms on their wall 0
Every American has the right to hang a pair of bear arms on their wall
I was a professional twice over; an Analyst and a Therapist… the world’s first Analrapist. 0
I was a professional twice over; an Analyst and a Therapist… the world’s first Analrapist.
Charlie don’t surf! 1
Charlie don’t surf!
Jefe, what is a plethora? 0
Jefe, what is a plethora?
A calf is easy to brand. 0
A calf is easy to brand.
I want to crawl inside your head and eat my way out. 0
I want to crawl inside your head and eat my way out.
It’s up to me now. Turn on the bright lights. 0
It’s up to me now. Turn on the bright lights.
The Panic. The Vomit. 1
The Panic. The Vomit.
I can’t believe life’s so complex when I just wanna sit here and watch you undress. 0
I can’t believe life’s so complex when I just wanna sit here and watch you undress.
Why so serious? 0
Why so serious?
Mum smokes in the car. Jesus is OK with it but we can’t tell Dad. 0
Mum smokes in the car. Jesus is OK with it but we can’t tell Dad.
I can’t believe I didn’t bring my Geiger counter. I had it on my bed, and I didn’t pack it. 0
I can’t believe I didn’t bring my Geiger counter. I had it on my bed, and I didn’t pack it.
I’m not really bothered about what you want your arms to feel like. 1
I’m not really bothered about what you want your arms to feel like.
Ooh. Astonishing sod ape. 0
Ooh. Astonishing sod ape.
It’s not about practice. You can practise as much as you want, but you can’t practise shitting yourself. 0
It’s not about practice. You can practise as much as you want, but you can’t practise shitting yourself.
You’re gonna need a bigger boat. 0
You’re gonna need a bigger boat.
Billy the Kid did what he did and he died. 0
Billy the Kid did what he did and he died.
To the trees! 0
To the trees!
Since then it’s been a book you read in reverse, so you understand less as the pages turn. 0
Since then it’s been a book you read in reverse, so you understand less as the pages turn.
Take these chips with cheese as an offering of peace. 0
Take these chips with cheese as an offering of peace.
I could eat a knob at night. 1
I could eat a knob at night.
Okay you cunts, Let’s see what you can do now. 0
Okay you cunts, Let’s see what you can do now.
They’ve done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time. 1
They’ve done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time.
You’re a fake! The fight was fake! Go kill yourself! 0
You’re a fake! The fight was fake! Go kill yourself!
I hate it when people tell me they hate me. 0
I hate it when people tell me they hate me.
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