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  • There is no reason not to do anything with your full strength.
    Who: Marka From: from my mind When: 2013

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    Added by: Lkhagvadelger
    science
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  • You can’t teach an old dog new tricks. Because it’s illegal. And you will go to jail.
    Who: Michael Scott From: The Office When: 2004

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    Added by: Stephen Fairbanks
    tv
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  • Freedom Of The Press Is Guaranteed
    Only To Those Who Own One
    Who: A.J. Liebling From: The New Yorker When: 1960

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    Added by: Maria Manuel Rola
    media
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  • The present is the future memory.
    Accordingly, you should design it.
    Who: Gerhard Uhlenbruck From: fi Design-Studio When: 1989

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    Added by: Mike Konjevic
    design
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  • In your eyes there’s a sadness enough to kill the both of us.
    Who: Camera Obscura From: My Maudlin Career When: 2009

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    Added by: Stephen Fairbanks
    music
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  • Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire.
    Who: Lucille Bluth From: Arrested Development When: 2003

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    Added by: Stephen Fairbanks
    tv
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  • I’m gonna make you the buffest dude Val Kilmer has ever seen.
    Who: Dwight Schrute From: Then Office When: 2011

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    Added by: Stephen Fairbanks
    tv
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  • You know something, Joan? if you didn’t have a pussy, there’d be a bounty on your head.
    Who: Bernie From: ...About Last Night When: 1986

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    Added by: L.S. Hawker
    film
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  • Design should never say, ‘look at me’. It should always say, ‘look at this’.
    Who: David Craib From: Life When: -2009

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    Added by: Harshal
    design
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  • As The colors fading, they dictate my mood.
    Who: The ocean blue From: Between something and nothing When: 1989

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    Added by: Gus
    music
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  • Yellow diamonds in the light
    now we’re standing side by side as your shadow crosses mine
    what it takes to come alive
    Who: Rihanna From: We Found Love When: 2012

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    Added by: Maira
    music
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  • if we can put an ear on a mouse’s back, we can certainly make a peacock immortal.
    Who: Jack Donaghy From: 30 Rock When: 2009

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    Added by: Stephen Fairbanks
    tv
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  • Where there is love, there is pain.
    Who: Anonymous From: Spanish proverb When: 0

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    Added by: Racco
    literary
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  • We all got old at break neck speed.
    Who: The Vaccines From: Wetsuit When: 2011

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    Added by: Nils Sköld
    music
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  • All shall love me and dispair.
    Who: Galadriel From: The Fellowship of the Ring When: 1954

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    Added by: Stephen Fairbanks
    literary
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  • Mmm… open faced club sand wedge.
    Who: Homer Simpson From: The Simpsons When: 1996

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    Added by: Stephen Fairbanks
    tv
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  • Do you see what happens, Larry? Do you see what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass?!
    Who: Walter Sobchak From: The Big Lebowski When: 1998

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    Added by: eft
    film
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  • I have to return some videotapes.
    Who: Patrick Bateman From: American Psycho When: 1991

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    Added by: Stephen Fairbanks
    literary
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  • Listen, and understand. That terminator is out there. It can’t be bargained with. It can’t be reasoned with. It doesn’t feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead.
    Who: Kyle Reese From: The Terminator When: 1984

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    Added by: Stephen Fairbanks
    film
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  • Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.
    Who: Mark Twain From: The Mysterious Stranger When: 1916

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    Added by: Stephen Fairbanks
    literary
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  • People who talk in metaphors ought to shampoo my crotch.
    Who: Melvin Udall From: As Good As It Gets When: 1997

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    Added by: Stephen Fairbanks
    film
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  • I’m gonna kill you both, drain out all your blood, take out your bones, put your body in a big chair with some elves and reindeer, and sit on your lap and tell you all the cool shit I want for Christmas.
    Who: Phillip Clyde From: Army of Two When: 2008

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    Added by: Alex Lynham
    media
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  • You wanna talk some jive? I’ll talk some jive. I’ll talk some jive like you never heard!
    Who: Royal Tenenbaum From: The Royal Tenenbaums When: 2001

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    Added by: Stephen Fairbanks
    film
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  • I’m giving very serious thought to eating your wife.
    Who: Hannibal Lector From: Hannibal When: 2001

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    Added by: Stephen Fairbanks
    film
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  • It’s too bad she won’t live, but then again, who does?
    Who: Gaff From: Blade Runner When: 1982

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    Added by: Stephen Fairbanks
    film
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  • I traded laughs in for charts and graphs.
    Who: Grandaddy From: The Sophtware Slump When: 2000

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    Added by: Stephen Fairbanks
    music
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  • Wow, Bob, Wow.
    Who: The Man From Another Place From: Twin Peaks When: 1991

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    Added by: Stephen Fairbanks
    tv
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  • We’ve gone on holiday by mistake!
    Who: WITHNAIL From: WITHINAIL AND I When: 1987

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    Added by: Charlie Harman
    film
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  • If she were a President, she’d be Babe-raham Lincoln.
    Who: Garth Algar From: Waynes World When: 1992

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    Added by: Charlie Harman
    film
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  • Don’t threaten me with a dead fish!
    Who: Withnail From: Withnail and I When: 1987

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    Added by: Charlie Harman
    film
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  • Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear and when I do, it’s usually something unusual.
    Who: John Winger From: Stripes When: 1981

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    Added by: Eddie Sadowski
    film
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  • It’s the possibility of having a dream come true that makes life interesting.
    Who: Paulo Coelho From: The Alchemist When: 1993

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    Added by: exotic
    literary
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  • You told me again you preferred handsome men, but for me you would make an exception.
    Who: Leonard Cohen From: Chelsea Hotel When: 1974

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    Added by: Stephen Fairbanks
    music
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  • I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.
    Who: Ron Burgundy From: Anchorman When: 2004

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    Added by: Stephen Fairbanks
    film
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  • All I can do is be me, who ever that is.
    Who: Bob Dylan From: somewhere When: 1965

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    Added by: Duane Anderson
    music
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  • Waiter, there is too much pepper on my paprikash.
    Who: Harry Burns From: When Harry Met Sally When: 1989

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    Added by: Stephen Fairbanks
    film
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  • Get your ass to Mars.
    Who: Douglas Quaid From: Total Recall When: 1990

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    Added by: Alex
    film
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